#this is genuinely so good

[soundofcosplay]

I would like the internet to know that they're sleeping on the first european production of Nathasha, Pierre & the Great Comet of 1812

Pierre

Anatole

Natasha

Balaga (with Anatole and Dolokhov in the front)

I saw it live, someone please bootleg it, I'm begging you

[phaedraismyusername]

If I can convince anyone to read only one thing this month then this is The One

Natural Beauty is a sad girl in her 20s book about assimilation and acceptance while being a scathing commentary on beauty and wellness culture and it is handsdown my favourite thing I've read recently.

Tl;dr - If you love Bunny and hate Goop then it is 100% worth a try

DNI if body horror is too much for you ❤️

[ilona-mushroom]

Not socialist in a “I won’t have to work” type of way but socialist in a “I’ll still be working but I won’t be worried I won’t make the rent” type of way. In a “billions won’t be hoarded by one person” type of way. In a “janitors, fast-food workers, child care workers, preschool teachers, hotel clerks, personal care and home health aides, and grocery store cashiers, will live comfortably” type of way. In a “the sick and elderly will be cared for” type of way. In a “no child should work” type of way.

[channieverse]

I NEED TO BE HIS COWGIRL

"bunny"??? "then ride me"???? i think i'm actually losing my mind. like my brain is bleeding and my mouth is watering and i'm on the verge of literal tears.

Aurora, you've made me a slut for this piece. Riding big, buff Binnie in a cowboy hat??? 😵‍💫😩 please contact me in at least 5 business days because you have completely altered my brain chemistry. Because, damn, I am down bad for Binnie, but you made me realize *just* how much I love this man 😣😣

"lifting your hair up in a tight ponytail in his fist" oh i bet he has to remind himself not to grip on your hair too hard, despite ramming himself down your throat, because you're his little bunny after all 😣

god, i too clearly imagined him rubbing his thumb across your eye makeup and smearing it over your skin, he would definitely smirk while making a bigger mess of your makeup--

"so he helped you get up landing you a hand appearing like a real knight" stopstopstopstop PRINCESS TREATMENT IS SOOO BINNIE😩

oooooh I loved, loved, LOVED how reader was kinda dominating one moment and completely whiny and needy the next, you wrote that so perfectly, I could picture it so vividly; with the pouting and tear-stained cheeks and whiny voice.

"pretty bunny", "pretty cunt" THE PRAISE IS TOO MUCH FOR MY BRAIN.

AND THEN BIN ASKING "Where does this cowgirl want me to cum?" WAAHHHH, RORA , YOU'RE KILLING ME HERE.

I don't think I can explain just how much this affected me using mere words, but, THIS WAS DELICIOUS. Left no crumbs delicious. You literally have me thinking about Changbin in that hat now 😵‍💫 I can't believe I didn't before--

And it all ends with him calling reader pretty? I feel like I have been through too much after reading 1.9k words

𝐉𝐎𝐇𝐍 𝐖𝐀𝐘𝐍𝐄 𝐓𝐘𝐏𝐄 𝐎𝐅 𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆

𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠: Seo Changbin x fem reader

𝐬𝐲𝐧𝐨𝐩𝐬𝐢𝐬: that damn mv shooting got you squeezing your thighs to relieve the ache, your boyfriend too sexy with that stupid hat on.

𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐫𝐞: smut, established relationship

𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬: dom Changbin but reader takes the lead for a moment, reader has fake nails and wears full make-up, pwp, scratching, semi-public, penetrative sex, oral (m receiving), face fucking, deep throating, praising and degradation, dirty talk, riding (cowgirl), cum on body.

𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭: 1,9K

I didn't see anyone writing about cowboy Changbin like hello????? ya'll sleeping on this man fr

You tried to stop yourself, you really did.

The shirt's prints bending between the lines of his defined chest, shiny leather pants hugging his thighs accentuating his crotch... and the hat. That cowboy hat fitting perfectly on his head, framing that cocky expression he had whenever he was rapping with that magic mouth of his: Changbing looked expecially fuckable that evening (not that he wasn't the other days, you were just trying to find excuses). You knew he wasn't even trying to make you excited, and yet you couldn't help but soak your panties. A reminder was made into your head, to thank his stylist for that music video later.

"Oh shiー bunny what are you trying to do!?" he shouted-whispered while he tried to stop you from dragging him in the changing room, hurrying to find a private spot for your malicious intents. He could've pushed you aside easily, but he liked to make you think you had some sort of power over him; you did have it, somehow, but clearly not the physical one.

"Shh they don't have to hear us!" you warned him with the same energy, your tone a bit more sultry, too sensual for his liking considering where you were at.

"I'm working! Gee I knew I didn't have to let you come with me..."

Actions contraddicted his words as he locked the door behind him and let you kiss his jaw, to go down his neck, to then lift his shirt enough to let yourself access his chest and lick all over it impatiently; but you were not the patient type at all, so after nibbling at his smooth skin for a few seconds you lowered down until your knees were touching the floor.

You nuzzled your head on his thigh, looking up with big lust-filled eyes at his amused expression, clearly a bit surprised by your desperate behaviour.

Changbin patted your head gently and tilted his own when you sighed, biting your lower lip.

"I'm almost finished, but they'll need me again in a while. Be considerate of the time you have" his words came off as a warning, implicitly telling you to be quick.

You immediately unbuckled his already too thight pants lowering them until they dropped on the floor with the very familiar metal tingling of the belt, but as he was about to remove his hat, your hand abruptdly landed on his wrist to stop him.

"Leave that on... please?"

That's how you found yourself with his cock deep down your throat. Changbin stood proudly with his legs parted for you to fit under him, one hand lifting your hair up in a tight ponytail in his fist, the other firmly placed on your nape to keep you in place. He was thrusting up into your mouth at a rather fast pace, amazed by the image of your lips perfectly wrapped around him even if he saw you like this countless times; your cheeks howling when he thrusted back, puffing when he thrusted forth, leaving lipstick stains at the base of his cock right under his dark patch of hair. Changbin loved expecially when you cried and your make-up would start to get ruined, when your mascara was running down your face making your eyes burn and shut tightly, so that he could wipe his thumb over them and smudge your eyeshadow and eyeliner too... and that time was no different.

"Letting me ruin you so easily, aren't you a bit too much of a slut?"

Your hands that were gripping his bare thighs tightened, long nails making his skin bend under them: Changbin hissed, a soft grunt leaving his lips that didn't help the unbearable ache in your core.

His pace became faster, a mixture of your moans and choking sounds filling the little room. That too, you choking on his dick, was one of his favorite melodies (and he said that to you, as a producer and not as your boyfriend he swore); he knew you did that for your pure enjoyement. The thought of his girl being so dirty even when she appeared innocent to others made him go crazy everytime. If only they knew how much of a bitch you could be for him... no, no one would ever believe his words.

"Pretty bunny taking my cock so well, fuck I'm so lucky am I not?" he asked you, even though he knew you couldn't reply. Gagging and squeezing your throat around him, he wasn't controlling you anymore, too lost in the feeling with his hands now behind his head to prevent it from falling back. Roaming around his lower body, you made your fingers trace his round, firm ass and the inside of his thighs making his muscles contract from the sudden touch.

You were having so much fun, but you were sucking him off for a while and you weren't sure about how much time was left exactly. You pulled away from him, popping sound accompanying a string of precum from his tip to your mouth. His cock stood proud in front of you. Your jaw was a bit sore, but it was a satisfying pain you liked to endure. Lungs filling at their maximum capacity, you took a deep breath as if you held it in the whole time, all while Changbin looked down at you in confusion.

Oh, if he thought you were doing this just for him he was so, so wrong.

Your already bruised knees almost betrayed you while standing up and Changbin noticed, as always, because as much as you two liked to be rough and filthy he would never stop taking care of you: so he helped you get up landing you a hand appearing like a real knight, despite being half naked.

You took his hand and made him follow you towards one of the chairs in the room, then pushed him down and made him sit.

Changbin didn't fully register what was happening, it was quite rare to see you being so bold... but if he said he didn't like it, that would've been a really big lie.

He didn't take his eyes off of you not even for a second when you lowered your pants in front of him, when he caught a glimpse of your white thong slipping off along with them, when you unbottoned your shirt just enough to expose your bra to him. You straddled him, his cock still hard and leaking between you two. Your pretty hands wrapped around it with your nails decorating it, making a whimper escape from him while he looked between your face and where you were touching.

"I just couldn't wait Binnie, you look so hot with this ridiculous hat" you pouted, tightening your grasp, your messy make-up making you appear even more cute in his eyes.

"I can't stop imagining you completely naked wearing just it while you fuck me from behind in our bed..." you started to jerk him a little, slowly, circling the tip with your thumb: "Binnie please tell me you'll buy one! Promise that you'll buy a cowboy hat like this and- and-"

Your thoughts were starting to get confusing as the urge to have him inside you grew bigger and bigger every second that passed. His mouth was agape, eyes closing at the thought of the delicious description of the new fantasy that you were providing to him.

"I'll fuck your pretty cunt until you become dumb at home too yeah fuck, I promise" Changbin got out of his daze interrupting you, lifting you up to make you release your hold and align you with him.

"But bunny, I need a cowgirl if I want to be a true cowboy, right?" he teased you by rubbing his tip along your slit, around your clit. Now that you were thinking about it, he was right: while you frowned you managed to nod.

"How about you being my cowgirl? Then I can buy a cute hat for you too. Do you like the idea?" his smirk made you believe that he liked that too. It was so exciting for some reason, even if it was something so simple, almost a little bit cringy... but maybe it was because of that, that it was so arousing.

"Wanna be your cowgirl Bin" his tip positioned at your entrance.

"Then ride me."

That was it, the moment you were waiting for. At his words you sinked down his cock taking it all at once, breath dissipating from your lungs. Changbin was so chubby, and girthy, every time you two had sex you were shoked by how you couldn't get used to him. But you didn't waste time, starting to move and placing your hands under his shirt.

"Like that bunny, you're so good" his praises made you clench and quietly moan. Changbin took his hands to your waist, helping you lift yourself and fall back down while he kissed your exposed shoulders.

You started to jump on his lap, your breasts jiggling inside the shirt and asscheeks slapping against his skin, scratching his chest without realizing that you were using his muscles to hold onto him.

Your were starting to get tired, legs burning from all the strenght you were putting into your motion, but you didn't stop. It felt too good to take even a five seconds break, and with the way his cock touched all the right places you were sure you were getting close. When you slightly bended backwards you started to feel dizzy: the angle was the right one to directly hit your spot.

Changbin was long gone, he couldn't get enough of the sight in front of him. He felt you so tight around him despite the countless times he fucked you before and he couldn't help but ask himself if it wasn't enough, what he already gave you.

You lost your tempo, riding him however you could but still quickly, desperately taking all his length. Both of you were whining and cursing under your breath to not let people outside hear, feeling closer to the moment of letting it all go.

"Is my bunny slut going to cum?" he grabbed you again, taking control over your actions and making you bounce on him while his hips met yours fucking up into you, squeezing him so good as you clenched at the question.

"Cum Bin! 'M gonna-"

You didn't even finish the sentence, throwing your head in the crook of his neck silent screaming while he still moved. Your orgasm was enough to send him to his edge too.

"Where does this cowgirl want me to cum? Quick" his voice started to tremble trying to hold himself back waiting for you to tell him.

"Tummy" you said with a smile, drowsy tone against his urgent one even with your insides tingling.

Changbin took you off of his cock just in time, shooting his load on you making you flinch a bit in surprise, cum warm and thick against your skin.

You both took a moment to calm down, staying in the same position for a minute: he took his hat off, just to place it on your head instead and look at your fucked out state.

"I'll defenitely buy you one as well, no doubt. You look so pretty" he said, his pure smile blinding you.

[aropride]

[spyglassrealms]

had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

so important for every character to be an idiot, but each in their own unique beautiful way

[lavendarniko]

MILLY MY BELOVED!!!!

i try to post several sketches at once but lately it's a little bit hard but i like this one because i wanted to draw something cheerful so Milly))

[gardenvarietychao]

500!?! Goddamn

yall are goin insane LMAO

[chloesimaginationthings]

Everyone “hates” Mike in the FNAF movie..

[katsinspats]

I think my copy of the game is broken they've been doing this for 30 minutes

Crop of the Biolizard edit I did bc it makes me laugh:

[stars-obsession-pit]

“Mom, why do you think ghosts are intrinsically evil?”

“It’s what the science says, of course!”

“No, I mean like, what were the studies? What did they actually observe”

“Ohh, I get what you mean, Danny! Well across all reputable reports of encounters with the ghosts strong enough to matter, they’ve always attacked first and never responded to attempts at communication! There’s no reason for them to do that if they’re not evil!”

“Huh…”

…

Danny, learning about Ghost Speak and how humans can’t understand it: hmm.

Danny, learning that ghosts greet each other and bond by fighting: hmmm.

[egophiliac]

still ruminating over Lost In the Book With Spooky Skeletons Part 1, so here's a selection of some of my favorite little bits! (...some more loosely paraphrased than others) (I just feel like Idia has no room to criticize in general, okay)

anyway, I'm sure we're just going to have a fun time celebrating Halloween and nothing bad is going to happen whatsoever! :)

[yaoisquidbob]

serious gaming

[romansleftshoulderpad]

As a writer, I love going back through the comments I've gotten on AO3. I promise that the minute you take of your time has been appreciated for hours/months/years

[pumpernickel-simswood]

These are fantastic!!!

Working on a funky line up and I swear I did not intend for Jon to be this short